The Morning Mayhem

If you want a new Audi, the first thing you should know is:  You've gotta pay for it.  But this guy apparently thought he was entitled to a FREE car. A man in Tulsa, Oklahoma named Randy Cantwell walked into a dealership recently and spotted a new Audi he liked.  He told a salesman he wanted to take it for a drive. The salesman said it wasn't ready to be […]

It's fine to be frugal, but this guy is criminally cheap . . . A 57-year-old named David Stover lives near Daytona Beach and loves Wendy's, but doesn't like paying full price. A friend of his used to work at his local Wendy's and gave him a discount.  But they recently quit, or got fired. So he didn't have the hook-up anymore and came up with a new plan:  Getting […]

With the Easter Bunny breaking into everyone's house to hide eggs each year, it's kind of amazing this hadn't happened yet . . . A shopping mall's Easter Bunny actor got TASED by police in Illinois the other day. Luckily, he was NOT in costume when it happened, so any kids who were there weren't too traumatized. It happened last Thursday night at St. Clair Square Mall in Fairview Heights, […]